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Raptor Jesus' Bible. by Dr-Paine, literature

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Raptor Jesus' Bible.

In the Beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth. And we all know the story from there. In the Period of Cretaceous, God grew distasteful of the Dinosaurs' wicked ways. (Actually, after a few billion years He was royally Bored and wanted to screw with the most intelligent life-forms available at the time.) So he descended unto a Virgin Raptor and made her lay a single egg. This was long before anyone ever figured out the connection between mating and babies, so no one really gave a damn. God commanded the virgin raptor to name her son Jesus. And so she did. Jesus hatched, and his hatching was marked by a volcano erupting and w

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South Georgia & S. Sandwich Islands
Deviant for 16 years
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I like fucking raptor ladies and wallow in my praises.

Current Residence: Utopia
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Favourite style of art: Raptor Jesus fanart
Operating System: Windows 95
Skin of choice: Scaly.

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Jurassic Park

Favourite Games

Jurassic Park

Favourite Gaming Platform

Commodore 64

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My incomprehensibly sexy claws.

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Reproducing and killing.

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raptorjesusplz

Feb 1, 2009

Finally someone knows how to serve me properly.

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https://dr-paine.deviantart.com/art/Raptor-Jesus-Bible-106178595 You all should learn from this magnificent individual. You win nine quadrillion sexy raptor ladies, Dr-Paine (https://www.deviantart.com/dr-paine).