Finally someone knows how to serve me properly.You all should learn from this magnificent individual. You win nine quadrillion sexy raptor ladies, ~Dr-Paine.
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Raptor Jesus' Bible. In the Beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth. And we all know the story from there.Raptor Jesus' Bible.
In the Period of Cretaceous, God grew distasteful of the Dinosaurs' wicked ways. (Actually, after a few billion years He was royally Bored and wanted to fuck with the most intelligent life-forms available at the time.) So he descended unto a Virgin Raptor and made her lay a single egg.
This was long before anyone ever figured out the connection between mating and babies, so no one really gave a damn.
God commanded the virgin raptor to name her son Jesus. And so she did.
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by ~Dr-Paine
Raptor Jesusby ~Oroborus
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- Current Residence: Utopia
- deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXXXXXXXL
- Interests: Reproducing and killing.
- Favourite movie: Jurassic Park
- Favourite style of art: Raptor Jesus fanart
- Operating System: Windows 95
- Skin of choice: Scaly.
- Favourite game: Jurassic Park
- Favourite gaming platform: Commodore 64
- Tools of the Trade: My incomprehensibly sexy claws.
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Sylph: You know, little brother, you look particularly odd from this angle.
Dusk: You know, big sister, from this angle it would be particularly unfortunate if I had to pee.
- Darkwing by Kenneth Oppel
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"Corneria, fourth planet of the Lylat system. The evil Andross turned this once thriving system into a wasteland of near extinction."
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I dont believe in god SO I MUST be going to hell.
I have similarities with people SO I MUST be a jocker
Im creative SO I MUST be an attention whore.
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Ike-age!!
Join Organization Eternal!
You know, besides going extinct for our sins.
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Billy mays promoting Oxi Clean up in the skies
I ALWAYS KNEW JESUS WAS A DINOSAUR. DINOSAURS FUCKING RULE.
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MY NAME IS MOMAZARSHYGARSHYBANANAFANAFOFA RSHIO. DINOSAURS!!
I AM ALSO GOD AND BOWSA IS MY SON JESUS CHRIST.
He reigns from 4chan above.
With wisdom, power and lulz.
Our God's a Jurassic God.
I want to scream the Raptor Jesus chant outside of my friend's church.
Lulz +9000. I should totally fucking do it.
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For great justice. I take requests, but I draw shit in Paint.net!
Who art in /h/eaven,
Shopped be Thy face.
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done,
In /b/ as it is
In /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily thread;
And forgive us our trolling
As we forgive those who troll against us.
And lead us not into faggotry,
But deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server.
Amen.
Even us philosophers can be religious.
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I am the Philosoraptor, guardian of prehistoric reasoning.
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theme is too old now...
lately I\'ve gotten a fortune cookie... it says \"people feel lucky to have a friend like you\" but doubt I make them feel like that
if you kick a guy in the balls isn\'t it child abusement? you\'re killing future kids!!! XD
Who art in /h/eaven,
Shopped be Thy face.
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done,
In /b/ as it is
In /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily thread;
And forgive us our trolling
As we forgive those who troll against us.
And lead us not into faggotry,
But deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server.
Amen.
Oh, my Lord. I bow to you as a disciple.
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P R I D E !
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"ACTIVATE SLOWMO
Lights blur and bullets whiz past as the camera shakes like a thai hooker being fucked by a shark as your rifle explodes with a cacophony of horror and your arms are blown off."
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I sprite for free.
I'm am proud to 100% proud to be a christian.
If you are too, add this to your sig.
....I have nothing else to say....Happy now MZ?
I support :iconredwall-club:
"The good stuff!"
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Me + tablet = Awesome stuff!(If I had one...)
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| _Dis truck is en route! |/l||__|__|__|)
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And so it began.
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Favs are nice, but I like comments more.
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Sega fanatic since 1990.
HE REIGNS FROM THE 4CHAN ABOVE!
WITH WISDOM, POWER AND THE LULZ,
MY GOD IS A JURASSIC GOD!
AND YES CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!!!!!!!!
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~EmbraceTheMadness: Purveying angst and vaguely lulzy comments since 10 minutes agoSM
FAQ #1337: What do I do if I'm offended by the contents of this post?
ITS RAPTOR JESUS
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THE MORE YOU KNOW! *sparkle*
hey can you actually read this? :D
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I only exist to fav shit and upload shit
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Se acabo lo que se daba.
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