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Raptor Jesus  

  • Status: Member
  • Angelina Jolie Fetishist
  • Male/South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
  • Invisible
  • Deviant since Mar 9, 2008, 12:55 PM
  • 1 Deviation Comment
  • 15 Deviant Comments
  • 9 Forum Posts
  • 495 Pageviews

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Several millions.
  • Current Residence: Utopia
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXXXXXXXL
  • Interests: Reproducing and killing.
  • Favourite movie: Jurassic Park
  • Favourite style of art: Raptor Jesus fanart
  • Operating System: Windows 95
  • Skin of choice: Scaly.
  • Favourite game: Jurassic Park
  • Favourite gaming platform: Commodore 64
  • Tools of the Trade: My incomprehensibly sexy claws.

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Devious Comments

=Lurker89:iconLurker89: 1 day 4 hours ago
O.o

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this is bunny.
(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < ) copy him into your signature so he can dominate the world.
~raptorjesusplz:iconraptorjesusplz: 1 day 7 hours ago
I am immortal, bitch. Bow to me or be smitten by the great Dildo of Raptor Jesus.
~raptorjesusplz:iconraptorjesusplz: 1 day 7 hours ago
Then I say you do not exist. I am a part of the internet. And I never lie, according to you. So, start working on deleting all your posts. 'cause I say so. :unimpressed:
~UtenaTenjou1212:iconUtenaTenjou1212: Jun 22, 2008, 6:35:40 PM
:no:

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/) /)
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(_(")(") Bunneh club! Own the bunneh club [link]
~:sing: WAKA LAKA :sing:~

With my ganster pit <3
=Lurker89:iconLurker89: Jun 21, 2008, 8:09:08 PM
:worship: FUCK YEAH! Raptor God pwnt people when you died. D8? Wait?.. Aren't you dead? OwO

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this is bunny.
(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < ) copy him into your signature so he can dominate the world.
~UtenaTenjou1212:iconUtenaTenjou1212: Jun 21, 2008, 1:58:32 PM
oh my. XD

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/) /)
( ^_^)
(_(")(") Bunneh club! Own the bunneh club [link]
~:sing: WAKA LAKA :sing:~

With my ganster pit <3
*beeurd:iconbeeurd: Jun 15, 2008, 6:41:39 PM
The internet never lies!
~BX31:iconBX31: Jun 15, 2008, 10:14:22 AM
Hell yeah he didn't.

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:katana::jarkinajar::lock:

Ninja caught the alien! Will he ever be unlocked?
~raptorjesusplz:iconraptorjesusplz: Jun 15, 2008, 7:05:01 AM
Poor Godzilla never stood a chance against the wrath of Raptor Jesus.
*beeurd:iconbeeurd: Jun 14, 2008, 9:17:15 PM
OMG raptorjesus is real! :o
~BX31:iconBX31: Jun 10, 2008, 8:57:21 AM
:iconraptorjesusplz::iconenterplz::icondinoplz::iconexitplz:

Pwn'd.

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:katana::jarkinajar::lock:

Ninja caught the alien! Will he ever be unlocked?
~Chiaki-Komatsu:iconChiaki-Komatsu: Jun 1, 2008, 2:45:53 PM
I :worship: you~

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Love is something that can be forgotten, forged, and destroyed.
Hate is something universal. It can be strengthened and weakened, but It will never be destroyed.
Friendship is a love-hate relationship that can be forever eternal... Or a temporary thing.
~tinuviels-tragedy:icontinuviels-tragedy: May 31, 2008, 1:48:52 AM
I'd just like to say Fuck yes!

Thank you.

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haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
~DistilledVinegar:iconDistilledVinegar: May 30, 2008, 2:56:23 PM
You're welcome. Also, you are pure win.

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Bathing suits are expensive, just go skinny dipping.
~raptorjesusplz:iconraptorjesusplz: May 30, 2008, 2:38:17 PM
:nod:

I feel your pain. Typing on keyboards with claws isn't easy.
~Disco-Bunny:iconDisco-Bunny: May 29, 2008, 1:24:02 PM
:iconifail:



Stupid laptop keyboard >:
~DistilledVinegar:iconDistilledVinegar: May 29, 2008, 7:32:33 AM
The Big and Claws store.

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Bathing suits are expensive, just go skinny dipping.