ALL HAIL THE LORD AND SAVIOR PLEASE CURE MY ILLNESS OF FOR SOME REASON PUTTING CAPS ALL THE TIME WHILE TALKING TO YOU!!!

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theme is too old now...

lately I've gotten a fortune cookie... it says "people feel lucky to have a friend like you" but doubt I make them feel like that

if you kick a guy in the balls isn't it child abusement? you're killing future kids!!! XD

Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
Shopped be Thy face.

Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done,
In /b/ as it is
In /h/eaven.

Give us this day our daily thread;
And forgive us our trolling
As we forgive those who troll against us.

And lead us not into faggotry,
But deliver us from /fur/ry.

In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server.

Amen.

Oh, my Lord. I bow to you as a disciple.

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This furry gear-bag is brought to you by Mac OS.
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All heil.

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I have tremendously low tolerance for stupidity. Do not be surprised if I flame you.

Click here to piss me off.

You are a sick and repulsive individual.

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I sprite for free.
I'm am proud to 100% proud to be a christian.
If you are too, add this to your sig.
....I have nothing else to say....Happy now MZ?
I support :iconredwall-club:

Raptor Jesus has been brought to you by 4chan
"The good stuff!"

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Me + tablet = Awesome stuff!(If I had one...)
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|A Happt-Go-Lucky????| |||'""|'"\___,
| _Dis truck is en route! |/l||__|__|__|)
|(@)(@)""""""""""""'(@)(@) -------- (@)

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And so it began.

what the fuck lol?

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Sega fanatic since 1990.

MY GOD'S A JURASSIC GOD!
HE REIGNS FROM THE 4CHAN ABOVE!
WITH WISDOM, POWER AND THE LULZ,
MY GOD IS A JURASSIC GOD!

AND YES CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!!!!!!!!

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Oh snap D:
ITS RAPTOR JESUS



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<sup>Main account = ~Mizukisa

I do not own f*ckingkawaiibastards!
I simply painted them on MS Paint.
Original ones here:
[link]</sup>

IS DEH RAPTORZ!

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"He Decidido hablar de cosas imposibles, porque de lo posible se sabe demasiado"
Silvio Rodriguez
Se acabo lo que se daba.

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you are

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early to bed, early to rise, gives a man a small penis size

[link]

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Fanzine beibeh! ♥
Honey Magazine

* <* Open for commissions~~

raptor jesus, is that baby for sale?

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%95 of people consider Super Smash Bros Brawl epic, if you're from the %5 that don't, go screw yourself.

sexy raptor girl for the greatest dino

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like Resident evil? [link]

how bout if go back to their school years [link]

That hat looks awesome on you Raptor Jesus.

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I take my otaku side with pride.
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Wait... That cloud has glasses... O SHI-

Bitches dont know about Raptor Jesus

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80% of the DeviantART community hates percentages made up by people that have nothing to do. If you are part of the 20% that doesn't, DONT put this in your signature.

HOLY SHIT, IT'S AN OMEN


JESUS FUCKING RAPTORCHRIST

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Team Clash - Natalie Totodile and Smiley Chimchar - We may not match, but we make a kickass team.

[link]

Thine Bible is completed, o Raptor Lord!

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...and then maybe I can persuade the tides to turn back and ride a winged marshmallow to the sherbet kingdom.

You are not an extra-special godchild, so stop acting like one or face the hell.